Goldwing Tom dot com: Table of Contents

Cuomo and Biden should Sell Used Yugos; Perez Still Needs to Resign
Customer Service: A Thing of the Past?
Dana Was Never Late
David Bowie: 1947 to ∞ in 2016

Dealing with Diabetes

Dealing with Social Anxiety and Extroverted Friends

Debating an Atheist about Disproving God

Defending Keynes

Democratic Party will Implode if Bernie's Revolution is not Leveraged

DJ, I was just Talking about You

Do We See Colors Negatively or Positively?

Don't Blame Judges Because You Elect Dumbshits

Edge of Morality

Elaine Hancock: My Perfect Godmother Died Last Night

Elizabeth Warren: Provide Evidence or Drop Out

Elizabeth Warren: Why I will Always have High Regard for Her

Envisioning Infinity

Farley's Wit: The Story

Farley's Wit - Number 1: Attorneys Create Confusion and Personal Injury Representation
Farley's Wit - Number 2: Justice System in Anatomical Terms and Bankruptcy Representation
Farley's Wit - Number 3: Prosecutors Push Plea Deals and Divorce Representation
Farley's Wit - Number 4: Reasonable Doubt for Prosecutors and DUI Representation
Farley's Wit - Number 5: Abuse of Deferments and Class Action Representation
Farley's Wit - Number 6: Public Defenders and Pharmaceutical Lawsuit Representation
Farley's Wit - Number 7: Protection Orders and Handy Free Pamphlet
Farley's Wit - Number 8: Federal Court Nominations and Setting Up a Super-PAC

Feinstein Should Resign Now and Newsom Should Appoint Barbara Lee
Firing My Shrink
Flat Tax Plans: Unfair, Complicated, and Unproductive

For God's Sake, Don't Confuse Jesus Christ and Ayn Rand

Freelance Fact Checker Claims Content Farm Owes Him
Free Market Failure is Reaching Dangerous Level and How It Began
Free Market Flaw: Democracy Cannot Exist
Free Market Flaw: Failures in the Past Are Relevant
Free Market Flaw: Limited Government is Undefined
Free Market Flaw: No Intellectual Property
Free Market Flaw: No Regulations Would Create Need for Regulations
From Hell to Purgatory: A Poem for the Children
Fuel Filter Fun

Getting Tough on Crime: When Will We Learn?

Giving Up My Favorite Prejudice Ever
Gun Control: Is Reasonable Discussion Possible?
Her Name is Imogene: My 1977 MG Midget

Herschel Walker is not the Stupid, Lying Hypocrite from Georgia that He Appears to be

Hey Guys, Put the Toilet Seat Down

How Elliana and I Got Where We Are Through OUR Bad Decisions
How I Became Goldwing Tom

How Time Slows Down as We Speed Up

How to Cuss Like a Smart Person

How to Get Rich Starting at Walmart Like My Cousin Did

How to Get Rich Starting at Walmart Like My Cousin Did (video)

How to Tell if Someone is White Supremacist, Only Racist, or Simply Prejudiced
How to Tell if the Attraction is Gravity or Magnetism
How Wealth Acts Independently from Income
Hutch’s Super Bowl 50 Party

I Am Agnostic, Not Atheist

I Am Proud of My Consumer Advocacy

"I Disagree" is not an Opinion

I Met a Man Named John (Newsletter published January 1999)

I Like Elizabeth Warren, but . . .

I Want to be a Butterfly

"I would rather die of passion than of boredom." - Vincent van Gogh

I'm on My Way to Wound Care

I'm Sorry Limbaugh is Sick; I Wish He Were Dead
If Schools Taught Life Skills in 1980

If Things are Different, What Changed?

If You are Over Forty, We are Likely Political Enemies
If You are Tired of Politics, Lose Your Opinion, Too
Important Milestones in African American Education
In Memory of Dick Jordan
Inner Struggles
Is Blind Patriotism Patriotic?
Is It Measure Once?
Is Not Caring Anymore a Mental Health Issue?

It is Time to Replace "Uncle Tom and Aunt Sally" with "Uncle Clarence and Aunt Ginni"

Jezebel (2013-2022)

Joe Biden: the Right is Wrong to Criticize Him, and the Left is Wrong for Defending Him
Just When I Needed It Most

Justice Democrats will Continue to Move the Democratic Party to the Left

Katie Porter Announces Dianne Feinstein's Retirement in 2024

Katie Porter has Competition as Lee and Schiff Say They are Candidates for Senate Seat
Linear Thinking Versus Conceptual Thought

Losing a Friend Over a Premise and Projection

Lying, Sabotaging, and Communicating Passive Aggressively, or How the Family Came Unglued

Malcolm X: A Lesson for White People

Marjorie Taylor Greene and Sarah Huckabee Sanders Join Kari Lake as VP Hopefuls for Trump

Marjorie Taylor Greene Beats Lauren Boebert in Round One of Who is Stupidest

Marjorie Taylor Greene Says Coup would have Succeeded if She Were in on the Planning
Marketing Bankruptcy (Newsletter: Issue 295 in May 2000)

Marketing Propaganda to the Brainwashed in the Midterms
Mary McLeod Bethune: The First Lady of the Struggle

McCarthy's Pathway to Speaker Includes Uniting the Drama Queens
Me, Myself, or I

Most People Who Claim to be Republicans are RINOs
Movie Review: The Unkindness of Ravens
Movie Review: Three Wise Cousins
Mr. Grumpy (2014-2019)
Ms. Woodstock: An Apathon Legend

My All-Time Mariners' Team, or How I Waste My Time

My Apology to Walmart

My Daughter's Wife

My Diabetes Follow Up Visit

My Diabetes Update, or "That's a Good Question; We Don't Know"

My Duty as an Airman and Veteran

My First Ticket Goes to Todd

My Mom and Algebra
My Mom's Computer

My Projects as a Butterfly
My Struggles With Faith
Negotiating My Weight

No Need to Interpret: I Meant what I Said

Not Demanding Sanders is a Vote for Trump

Obama's Bad Advice

Oh Sure, Clone Williams Now

Only a Dumbshit Doesn't Know the Answers

Only Domestic Enemies Support Trump Now
Our Perspectives on Safety as We Age
Parents Beware: Schools No Longer Teach This Important Skill

Party Doesn't Matter in Fight Against Homeless

Patriots for Trump and Smart People for DeSantis: Two Oxymorons with Emphasis on Morons

Pence’s Disingenuous Protest: Dividing Society by Distraction

People are Noticing: Tulsi has been Right about Everything

People Deny Agreeing with Tulsi Gabbard but They Agree with Her

Perez and DNC: Resign so Democrats can Win
Persecution Complex
Plato's Allegory of the Cave Applies to Everyone
Playing With Gemma
Pleasure

Political Revolution: Now that Many have Quit

Political Revolution: Top Democrats are Defying the People
Pondering Death and Its Options

Poor Conservatives: Compounding Idiocy with Hypocrisy

Population Math, Gravity, and the Political Revolution
Prancer (2001-2019)
Proposed New Rules for the Road

Protest Votes are Fine, but Vote
Public Relations in Adverse Situations (Newsletter: June 1999)
Questioning the Genius of Aristotle
Quick Witted Passenger
Quotes from Dr. King and What They Mean to Me
Racism

Racism, Prejudice, and White Society

Raising a Gay Child the Right Way

Ranked Choice Voting: Is it the Answer to Superdelegates?
Recipe: Blackened Salmon or Steelhead
Recipe: Ellasagna
Recipe: Sausage Gravy and Biscuits

Reconciling Truth and Understanding
Remembering Dad: He Always had a List
Remembering Dad: He Loved Trivia, But Not Trivial Pursuit
Remembering Dad: His Camera Collection

Remembering Dad: His Newsletter Obituary
Remembering Dad: His System of Cycling Junk

Remembering Dad: Looking Back on the Night He Planned His Funeral
Remembering Dad: Lunches with Ron MacDonald
Remembering Dad: The Day May Got Him
Remembering Dad: The Newspaper Beating
Remembering Dad: The Rice Salad Standoff

Remembering Dad: Thirty Years Ago Tonight
Remembering Dad: Was it a Prank?

Remembering Elliana: Elliana Tapia (2005-2023)

Remembering Elliana: Elliana’s First Mariners Game

Remembering Elliana: Her First Shots

Remembering Elliana: The Rules to Taggeret

Remembering Elliana: The Transpro Picnic

Remembering Elliana: Thinking About the Day She Died
Remembering Mom: Finding Her on the Floor

Remembering Mom: Her First Mother's Day in Heaven

Remembering Mom: Her Trips to the Cemetery
Remembering Mom: If Her Services Had Been About Her

Remembering Mom: Meeting Loren Hancock
Remembering Mom: She Knew Her Tomato Plants

Remembering Mom: She Wanted to Live and Go Home the Last Time I Visited Her

Remembering Mom: She was Always 29

Republican Infighting Signals End of Party Unity
Resolution Through Self Reflection
Robert Nozick and Economic Justice
Run Tony! Run!

Sanctimosity Instead of Survivor's Remorse
Saving CUPS Part 1: Trapping the Moles
Saving CUPS Part 2: Explaining Contra Accounts to CPA's
Saving CUPS Part 3: Slaying the Dragon

Say What You Mean
Schools: Why Don’t They Teach That Anymore?
Selective Recollection: Why We Don’t Remember History Accurately
Self Image: What It Is and How to Change It
Seriously: How and Why Satire Works

Should Bonds' HR Record Count?

Socialism: The Military as a Microcosm

Solid Gold Sisters (video)
Some Exponential Benefits of Reparations

Somewhere Between Black and White

Starting a Tradition of Self Care
Strict Parenting a Bit Differently
Struck from the Jury
Super Bowl 50 Trivia
Surviving in a Sea of Depression
That Endearing Moment with Noofie Bugg
That Endearing Moment with Tickle Belle

That is Slime, Not Grease, on Pete Buttigieg's Hands
The Best Christmas Present (Newsletter - Issue 302 in January 2001)

The Big Question for Democrats: Who Do You Love?
The Census Taker

The Challenge: Name the Democratic Law that Requires Children to be Separated from Their Parents.

The Difference Between Communism and Marxism

The Engineer and His Apprentice
The Family Finale
The Fishing Trip (A Final Version): Dedicated to Chas Henderson

The Great Motor Scooter Debate

The Jimmy Carter Quality
The Kids Are Back!
The King Who Was President and Other Presidential Tidbits

The Love of Doja

The Old Man and the Lawn
The Pains of Learning ( Newsletter - Issue 296 in June 2000)
The Problem with Knowing It All

The Problems with Communism

THE PUNCH!

THE SHOT!

The Value of Other People's Opinions

They’re, There, or Their

Things I Honestly Believe
Three Seriously Stupid Serious Songs, part one
Three Seriously Stupid Serious Songs, part two
Three Seriously Stupid Serious Songs, part three
Three Songs About Addictions
Three Songs About Adultery
Three Songs About Ex-Boyfriends
Three Songs About Ex-Girlfriends
Three Songs About Masturbation
Three Songs About Revenge Murders
Three Songs About Richard Nixon
Three Songs About Smugglers
Three Songs About Theft
Three Songs About Toxic Relationships
Tidal Wave of Love
Time is Not Real; It is Relative

Top Secret Documents with Biden Less Like Mar-a-Lago and More Like Watergate
Topping Her Dad at Something
Trail of Dreams

Truth Versus Prejudice, Cigarettes are Good for the Economy, and Super Tuesday Results

Tulsi Gabbard Quits the Democratic Party, Takes Job at Fox News, and Endorses Republican Candidates

Tulsi Gabbard Voting "Present" Reflects Divide in Nation, Not in Party

Tulsi Gives Party its Final Notice: 2020 will be Handled Differently

Uncle Clarence and Aunt Ginni are Proof the Supreme Court Needs Oversight
Uncle Rudy: The Fix-It Man

Understanding Behavioral Economics

Understanding Frames of Reference
Understanding Supply-Side Economics

Walker in GA and Oz in PA: How are these Races Close?
Welcome to My Nightmare

What Biden's Primary Win Means

What is a Soulmate?

What is the Difference Between Our Spirits and Our Souls?
What Would the Founding Fathers Think?

When Discussing Topics, Raise Logical Arguments, Not Voices
Where Does Vision Originate?

White Society is to Blame for Black Cops Beating Tyre Nichols to Death
Why Black Lives Matter is Relevant

Why Did We Do That?

Why I gave up Christmas Shopping

Wingback Chairs and Black Moms Rock
You Cannot See a Hole

You Don't Know Me Better than I Know Myself

You Hold Him Down; I'll Tie It to Him
Yvonne Koecke (1935-2020): Third Eerie Premonition About Death Came True

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A Depressing Tale of Empathy A New Day Dawns A Parrothead Looks at 40 A Price for Charity

A Depressing Tale of Empathy
A New Day Dawns
A Parrothead Looks at 40
A Price for Charity