Hello. I'm G. Gordon Farley, the first name in Farley Swit.Prosecutors carry a heavy burden in those relatively few instances when plea agreements are not reached.
The standard in criminal cases is 'beyond reasonable doubt.'
What that means, theoretically, is that the defense need only establish 'doubt' in order to successfully defend an accusation. Prosecutors must construe the evidence to overcome the doubt.
Fortunately, the state is able to test prosecutor applicants for 'beyond reasonableness' skills before hiring them.
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Disclaimer: Farley's Wit is satire, parody, editorial comment, opinion, and any other form of free speech that Goldwing Tom may think of later. Any resemblance between characters in Farley's Wit and any human beings or lawyers, alive or dead, is merely a figment of your imagination. Goldwing Tom is not responsible for truth, justice, or reality. In fact, Goldwing Tom is simply not responsible, and he has references.
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Farley’s Wit Series:
Farley's Wit: The Story
Number 1: Attorneys Create Confusion and Personal Injury Representation
Number 2: Justice System in Anatomical Terms and Bankruptcy Representation
Number 3: Prosecutors Push Plea Deals and Divorce Representation
Number 4: Reasonable Doubt for Prosecutors and DUI Representation
Number 5: Abuse of Deferments and Class Action Representation
Number 6: Public Defenders and Pharmaceutical Lawsuit Representation
Number 7: No Contact Orders and Handy Free Pamphlet
Number 8: Federal Court Nominations and Setting Up a Super-PAC
